From the STUPID files

Hi, I live in a major metropolitan area and I do ridiculous things.  The following is courtesy of the Miami Herald.

A thief stole a man’s wallet while he was at a club at 3875 Shipping Ave. on June 27. The man said a dancer asked him to remove his wallet from his front pocket because [...]

Hi, my name is Bob and I’m addicted to my cell phone

Here’s a classic headline: Fumes overcome 7 at cellphone rehab center
So…who goes to cellphone rehab?

Teenagers being punished, maybe….they go into serious withdrawl if they can’t send 2000 text messages a month.
New iPhone users (myself included) who can’t tear themselves away from Super Monkey Ball.
Anyone else?  Questions and comments are welcomed.

Okay, so they’re actually rehabbing the [...]

Mug shot!

So, apparently, Mr. Earl Simmons, who can’t seem to stay out of trouble, got arrested once more just recently.  Take a moment, and have a look at his website.  Go ahead, I’ll wait.  Now, have a look at his mug shot.  Wow!  Looks like he got the crap kicked out of him.  See what PhotoShop [...]

Today, from the Weird Files

“Dade man charged in ‘pumping party’ sting”
In a nutcase, I mean nutshell, this guy got arrested for illegally practicing medicine.  And what exactly was he doing?  Getting women to gather in homes or hotel rooms where he would then inject silicone into their asses to make them bigger.  You just can’t tell me that Miami [...]