From the STUPID files

Hi, I live in a major metropolitan area and I do ridiculous things.  The following is courtesy of the Miami Herald.

A thief stole a man’s wallet while he was at a club at 3875 Shipping Ave. on June 27. The man said a dancer asked him to remove his wallet from his front pocket because [...]

Hi, my name is Bob and I’m addicted to my cell phone

Here’s a classic headline: Fumes overcome 7 at cellphone rehab center
So…who goes to cellphone rehab?

Teenagers being punished, maybe….they go into serious withdrawl if they can’t send 2000 text messages a month.
New iPhone users (myself included) who can’t tear themselves away from Super Monkey Ball.
Anyone else?  Questions and comments are welcomed.

Okay, so they’re actually rehabbing the [...]

At your own risk

Ladies.
Coming to South Beach?  Stay in groups.  Of course, it’s not just here, but pay attention to your surroundings!!  Take this woman, for instance, who should have taken this advice:
Someone sexually battered a woman and then threw a substance on her face as she walked from one South Beach hot spot to another early Tuesday, [...]

Mug shot!

So, apparently, Mr. Earl Simmons, who can’t seem to stay out of trouble, got arrested once more just recently.  Take a moment, and have a look at his website.  Go ahead, I’ll wait.  Now, have a look at his mug shot.  Wow!  Looks like he got the crap kicked out of him.  See what PhotoShop [...]

First Monday of summer in the MIA

Is really no different than any other day because it’s sorta summer all year long here.  Or, at the least, it’s pretty damn warm almost all year long.  Let’s see who gets the early crazy of the day award.
No, first, let’s take a moment and pay our respects to George Carlin.  That man was just [...]