From the STUPID files

Hi, I live in a major metropolitan area and I do ridiculous things.  The following is courtesy of the Miami Herald.

A thief stole a man’s wallet while he was at a club at 3875 Shipping Ave. on June 27. The man said a dancer asked him to remove his wallet from his front pocket because [...]

Sometimes, there is quiet

Not always in Miami, of course, but today, in my house, there is peace.
I hope you Sunday brings you peace as well. More madness tomorrow.

At your own risk

Ladies.
Coming to South Beach?  Stay in groups.  Of course, it’s not just here, but pay attention to your surroundings!!  Take this woman, for instance, who should have taken this advice:
Someone sexually battered a woman and then threw a substance on her face as she walked from one South Beach hot spot to another early Tuesday, [...]

Mug shot!

So, apparently, Mr. Earl Simmons, who can’t seem to stay out of trouble, got arrested once more just recently.  Take a moment, and have a look at his website.  Go ahead, I’ll wait.  Now, have a look at his mug shot.  Wow!  Looks like he got the crap kicked out of him.  See what PhotoShop [...]

First Monday of summer in the MIA

Is really no different than any other day because it’s sorta summer all year long here.  Or, at the least, it’s pretty damn warm almost all year long.  Let’s see who gets the early crazy of the day award.
No, first, let’s take a moment and pay our respects to George Carlin.  That man was just [...]

Today, from the Weird Files

“Dade man charged in ‘pumping party’ sting”
In a nutcase, I mean nutshell, this guy got arrested for illegally practicing medicine.  And what exactly was he doing?  Getting women to gather in homes or hotel rooms where he would then inject silicone into their asses to make them bigger.  You just can’t tell me that Miami [...]

Welcome to The Land of the Odd

I think I will use this space to inform you of the happenings of Miami and Miami Beach.  Let’s start the day with a couple of articles.

This story regales the genius that is FPL (Florida Power & Light for those of you not in the know) and their choice for sub-contractors.  That’s really plastered on the [...]