- So, apparently, Mr. Earl Simmons, who can’t seem to stay out of trouble, got arrested once more just recently. Take a moment, and have a look at his website. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Now, have a look at his mug shot. Wow! Looks like he got the crap kicked out of him. See what PhotoShop can do for you? Unfortunately, I think DMX is gonna end up in a not so good place. All that money and he just can’t use it wisely. What a shame.
- You’d think that, with the proximity to the “beautiful people” and South Beach, that fashion would be forward and stay that way, but oh no, it just is not to be. Apparently, yet another trend of the 80s is making its way back. Cutoff jeans. Dude. Gross. You know, I’ll let it slide on women as long as you’re not trying to squeeze 10 pounds of sausage into a 5 pound casing, but please, men, DON’T DO IT! Thank you.
- Oh, Shaq. He of true Fu-Schnick fame. Of basketball and crappy movie fame. Of questionable rap fame. This last one is a classic. Did you really say “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” First, that’s just foul (good thing you don’t have to take the shot), second, it’s freaking hysterical. I think Kobe’s crying right now.
- This is how bad the economy is getting. From the police blotter: Police arrested a man and woman on a charge of theft after trying to steal shampoo, deodorant and conditioner from CVS pharmacy, 5795 SW 72nd St., between 9:30 a.m. and noon June 10. When people don’t have enough money to stay clean, something’s WRONG!
Enough of Miami for today. Still searching for that picture that captures it all. Till later.
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